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So it goes.




When I see a spider.

When I see a spider.


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Lingo the Clown

textastrophe:

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nemophilistv:

aspidelaps:

cutey-patootie:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

SHE HAS HAPPY HANDS WHEN HER BELLY IS RUBBBEEDDDD

I AM SO SICK TO SHIT OF SEEINGTHIS.

THIS UROMASTYX IS THE OPPOSITE OF HAPPY.

SHE IS TURNING ON TO HER BELLY TO SAY “I AM SUBMISSIVE DO NOT BOTHER ME” AND THEN SHE FLAILS UNHAPPILY WHEN SHE IS BOTHERED ANYWAY BECAUSE THEIR OWNER IS A FUCKING IDIOT WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THIS EXOTIC ANIMAL THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE EVER TAKEN OWNERSHIP OF.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.

FUCKING THANK YOU

I don’t know nearly enough about uromastyx to call anyone out on it, but like MANY of these “cute” animal gifs/pictures, the animal here is stressed out. 

Thaaaannnkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(Source: woodywombpecker)


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What happens when you try to pronounce all your vowels at once

What happens when you try to pronounce all your vowels at once


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phandomcheesecake:

this is the saddest thing that’s ever happened to me omg. i was about to start typing back and the other person, literally, cut off.

phandomcheesecake:

this is the saddest thing that’s ever happened to me omg. i was about to start typing back and the other person, literally, cut off.


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atightgrip:

smhexy:

Me no study
Me no care 
Me go marry
A millionare
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry 
Another guy

,

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD


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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS I LOOK TIRED

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

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story of my fucking life.
Every time, guaranteed. 


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Jade Jolie -Fishy Unicorn Fierceness: Update on my upcoming website & new found tumblr obsession! <3

queenjadejolie:

All my loves, Jewels, Jolites etc. lol <3 I know you’ve all been waiting ever so patiently

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& I’ve received so many questions regarding my website launching and your patience has been everything. Its unfortunate things have been getting delayed

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& believe me I’m as eager as you…

Reblogging for the 2nd purple unicorn lolz


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